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Blippy the Wonder Slug (MOVED)

There ain't shit on TV, so I'm watching , a 1963 vehicle with an all-star cast.

🤣 It's horrible. So unbelievably bad. Almost physically painful cringe bad. Do not recommend for casual viewing.

🤣 I keep thinking "this can't get any stupider!"

I am continuously wrong.

I'm still watching, cuzza Audrey, but this is possibly the worst movie I've ever seen. 😜 Worse than .

OK. Hadda pause. Because...

Cary Grant and Audrey are on a boat ride on the Seine(?) having dinner. A discussion takes place by the railing.

But, it's filmed in a studio, and background edited in. The background angle is vertigo-inducing askew from the supposed angle, as tho the ship were (in a car sense) drifting, and moving entirely too fast.

Combined with the phone-it-in acting... 🤣 It's sooo bad!

I'm taking a smoke break to prepare myself for the last half hour. So much cheese.

I finished it, and I feel much stupid for having watched it all. 🙄

But, now I know this glasses shot is a still from this movie.

A shame that such a va-va-va-voom (for me) image comes from such a terrible movie. Sha-WING!

Again, I cannot recommend this movie, despite the Audrey appeal.

@BlippyTheWonderSlug
I haven't seen it. Is it awful because it's dated, or was it awful when it was made?

@BlippyTheWonderSlug
That's... disappointing, but good to know!
Thanks for biting the bullet for the rest of us :-)

@BlippyTheWonderSlug

Bummer. I'm really fond of Johnny Hartman's version of the theme song, though.