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**Blippy the Wonder Slug** @BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de · 1d

Blippy the Wonder Slug @BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de

Chillin' at the fishing pond. The sun has disappeared.

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Random bicycle. #RandomShoes

Clouds scud across a grey sky over a pond. There's a pier.

**Blippy the Wonder Slug** @BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de · Apr 1

Apr 1

Blippy the Wonder Slug @BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de

Home again, home again, jiggity jig.

It was too cold and blowy to stop at the #FuckNazis bench.

Random shoes. #RandomShoes

Random shoes, light brown men's loafers, to be precise, on the sidewalk.

**Blippy the Wonder Slug** @BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de · Mar 28

Mar 28

Blippy the Wonder Slug @BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de

Home again, home again, jiggity jig.

I've been back a while actually, but there was a whirlwind of activity upon my actual arrival, and now is the first moment I can relax, as tea water for a fresh cuppa heats.

Anyway...

If you're running low on spoons, here ya go...

And then some.

A box of yellow plastic spoons, a box of mixed yellow and red plastic spoons, and a box of blue plastic cups with a picture of a toothbrush on the side, sit on a stoop downtown.

#RandomShoes

**Blippy the Wonder Slug** @BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de · Mar 10

Mar 10

Blippy the Wonder Slug @BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de

Random stuff I saw on my journey this morning.

Random red ottoman next to the front stair of a house.

Random brown leather suitcase and books on top of a medieval flower box on the sidewalk.

Random stuff, including shoes, balls, a vacuum cleaner? And games?

Random toys on a bench. A metal traffic control barrier pole leans in from the left.

#RandomShoes

Continued thread

**Blippy the Wonder Slug** @BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de · Feb 22

Feb 22

Blippy the Wonder Slug @BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de

Home again, home again, jiggity jig.

We stopped for Currywurst and Pommes, too.

I hadda pee. (of course) #Audrey was there! I peed at her feet. Into the urinal, not onto the wall.

Random shoes. #RandomShoes

A cardbard plate with sliced Currywurst , for her, and another with fries/chips/pommes slathered in mayo, for me.

A movie poster for Charada, with Audrey Hepburn and Cary Grant, hangs on the bathroom wall at the wurst place.

Random women's high heel pumps, two pair, to give away
Too small for me, and no amnkle support.

**Blippy the Wonder Slug** @BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de · Feb 22 *

Feb 22 *

Blippy the Wonder Slug @BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de

Finished with shopping, chillin' at the #FuckNazis bench. A sentiment I endorse wholeheartedly.

Not literally, of course.

I have a hankering for Brötchen so I tootled to the bakery.

Random books. #RandomShoes

A bag of Brötchen sit in the scoot-chair basket

Someone's giving away books, including The Mists of Avalon, in German.

**Blippy the Wonder Slug** @BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de · Feb 17

Feb 17

Blippy the Wonder Slug @BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de

Home again, home again, jiggity jig.

There's a dog statue at the old town hall. I rub it's nose every time I tootle by.

The sun was shining directly into it's bunghole.

Random stuff. #RandomShoes

Is that a (Disney) princess sitting in the car? Which one? Over the decades, they kinda blur together.

I ran into #Franz, who is #NotOurCat.

He was hanging out on a cat tree inside REWE, near the entrance, accepting scritches from all and sundry.

The sun shines directly on the butt of a dog statue in a plaza. The old town hall, a brown stone building of indeterminate age, looms in the background.

A white plastic car, with a Disney looking doll in the deiver position sits in a box on the sidewalk, to give away. There's also a plaque with HOME written in white capital letters, sitting on a small pigeonhole cabinet.
A black backpack, with red spiderweb trim, sits alongide. It has a bright green cloth segment pulled partially oiut of the backpack pocket.

A grey and white splotched neuterboy cat sits on a cat tree in the entrance of a local supermarket, accepting strokes and scritches from all and sundry.
He's such a slut.

#EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon

**Blippy the Wonder Slug** @BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de · Feb 16 *

Feb 16 *

Blippy the Wonder Slug @BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de

Home again, home again, jiggity jig.

¹ Random popcorn.
² Random Pokémon.
³ Random furniture.
⁴ Random kitchen utensils.

Popcorn has spilled on a fence.
I knew a trash can was coming up, so I cleaned up and put it in my basket until then.

Bowling ball has been repainted as a Pokémon Ball in the shrubbery in front of a bowling alley.

Furniture has been put out onto the sidewalk, presumably to give away, or be picked up.

A green plastic bag full of bulky kitchen things.

#RandomShoes

**Blippy the Wonder Slug** @BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de · Feb 11

Feb 11

Blippy the Wonder Slug @BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de

Home again, home again, jiggity jig.

Random wallets, random sheep.

#RandomShoes

**Blippy the Wonder Slug** @BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de · Feb 8

Feb 8

Blippy the Wonder Slug @BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de

Finished with errands, chillin' at the #FuckNazis bench. A sentiment I endorse wholeheartedly.

Not literally, of course!

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Random glove. #RandomShoes

**Blippy the Wonder Slug** @BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de · Feb 1 *

Feb 1 *

Blippy the Wonder Slug @BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de

Finished with shopping, chillin' at the #FuckNazis bench. A sentiment I endorse wholeheartedly.

There was a random hat and ¾ full bottle of Jägermeißter at the park. I snagged both.

Random refrigerator. #RandomShoes

A hat with horns, feathers, and a skull sits next to an almost full bottle of Jägermeißter.
Both have been snagged.

Continued thread

**Blippy the Wonder Slug** @BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de · Jan 30

Jan 30

Blippy the Wonder Slug @BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de

Also... #RandomShoes

Random children's shoe in blue, with velcro straps, on the sidewalk in front of a house, to give away.

A colorful blue bear themed children's blanket in some shrubbery.

**Blippy the Wonder Slug** @BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de · Jan 26

Jan 26

Blippy the Wonder Slug @BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de

Home again, home again, jiggity jig.

Wets started falling from the sky.

Random glass cup. #RandomShoes

Assuming it was empty when it was set there, the water inside is all rainfall from overnight. (It wasn't there yesterday)

I live in a fairy tale.

A glass cup sits on a trash can by a 12th century defensive wall remnant of the ol' Imperial Palace.

There's about 1.5 cm of water in a glass cup on top of a trash can. Behind is a tower stump from the Bolander Tower, part of the fortifications of the ol' Imperial Palace.

The ol' Imperial Palace laid out over modern Ingelheim. The Bolander Tower is curcled in yellow on the lower left.

The Palace Church, which is "right across the street," as seen from my bench up in the vineyards. The bell towers stand tall over the surrounding village.
The Taunus Mountains loom on the other side of the Rhine, which is not visible.

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**paul** @amiserabilist@beige.party · Jan 24 *

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